New Movie Trailers: Scary Squirrels, Secret Lives of Dorks, Pompeii
Last week, we showed you new trailers for Corey Monteith’s last feature film performance, Jessica Alba in ACOD, Sofia Vergara in Fading Gigolo, and bears. This week, we’ve got new promos featuring dorks, JFK, Pompeii, the living dead and SQUIRRELS! Grab a bucket of popcorn, avoid the nachos, and take in the top new trailers to hit Dailymotion.
Parkland via Teaser Trailer
“A recounting of the chaotic events that occurred at Dallas’ Parkland Hospital on the day U.S. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.”
Quick question: would you want to be a Kennedy? I mean, there’s wealth and power and hot tub fantasies and ski lodges and whatnot, but then you have to relive your greatest member’s death every frickin’ day.
The Secret Lives of Dorks via FanReviews
“Samantha (a dorkette) is in love with Payton (a dork) who is in love with Carrie (a cheerleader), who dates Clark (the football captain). When Clark seeks out Payton for secret comic book lessons, Payton sees his chance to be with Carrie. But Carrie’s more interested in setting Payton up with Samantha. High School’s complicated, huh? And what’s Clark’s secret?”
My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Squirrels via FanReviews
“When a young man’s estranged father is killed under suspicious circumstances, he returns home for the first time in years to get to the bottom of the mystery. Hoping to uncover some logical explanation, he instead finds an army of flesh-eating squirrels hellbent on destroying everything in their path.”
“Hold on to your nuts” might be the tagline of the decade.
J.J. Abrams’ Stranger via FanReviews
No idea if this is for a TV series, a movie, or… A BOOK? Damn you, JJ. Stop making me care so dang much.
The Book Thief via FanReviews
“The 550-page, World War II-era novel, narrated by Death, tells the story of Liesel Meminger from the time she is taken at age 9 to live with a foster family in a German working-class neighborhood. Liesel arrives having just stolen her first book, ‘The Gravediggers Handbook’ — it will be the beginning of a love affair with books.”
Morgan Freeman vs. Death, who ya got?
Pompeii via FanReviews
“Set in the days leading up to the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, a slave on a ship heading for Naples works to get home to save the woman he loves and his best friend, a gladiator trapped inside the city’s coliseum.”
So I’m rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize Holy sh*t, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your head?
Birth of the Living Dead via ScreenPlay
“This documentary shows how George A. Romero gathered an unlikely team of Pittsburghers — policemen, iron workers, teachers, ad-men, housewives and a roller-rink owner — to shoot, with a revolutionary guerrilla, run-and-gun style, his seminal film.”
Romerrrrrooooooo! Looks like the zombie generation will never die. Ha. Get it? Yeah.
Fright Night 2 via Teaser Trailer
“By day Gerri Dandridge is a sexy professor, but by night she transforms into a real-life vampire with an unquenchable thirst for human blood. So when a group of high school students travel abroad to study in Romania, they find themselves ensnared in Gerri’s chilling web of lust and terror. Charley and ‘Evil’ Ed must stop Gerri from drinking and bathing in the blood of a ‘new moon virgin,’ which just so happens to be Charley’s ex-girlfriend, Amy. They enlist help from Peter Vincent, the vampire hunting host of a reality show called ‘Fright Night,’ to drive a stake through Gerri’s plan and save Amy from a fate far worse than death.”
Call me old fashioned but these new moon virgins just don’t do it for me.
The World’s End via FanReviews
“Twenty years after attempting an epic pub crawl, five childhood friends reunite when one of them becomes hell bent on trying the drinking marathon again. As they attempt to reconcile the past and present, they realize the real struggle is for the future, not just theirs but humankind’s. Reaching The World’s End is the least of their worries.”
Robots filled with blue stuff. I want to love this. But I’m just not feeling it. That’s what the girl who was almost my girlfriend said.
Best Man Down via Teaser Trailer
“The best man at Scott and Kristin’s Arizona destination wedding, Lumpy is the life of the party, until a long, indulgent night leads to his untimely death. Forced to cancel their honeymoon and fly back to Minneapolis to arrange for his funeral, Scott and Kristin meet Ramsey and learn that Lumpy isn’t quite who they thought he was.”
I’ve never been a best man and now I’m worried that it will be my demise.
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