New Movie Trailers: Muppets Most Wanted, Wahlberg’s Lone Survivor, Redford’s Lost
Last week, we showed you new trailers for Christian Bale and Bradley Cooper in American Hustle, a new Jackass movie, and a teaser for X-Men: Days of Future Past and more. This week, we’ve got new promos for the Muppets sequel, Mark Wahlberg in Lone Survivor, Joaquin Phoenix falling in love with a computer, Robert Redford’s one man show, George Clooney’s art heist flick, James Gandolfini’s second to last performance and more. Grab a bucket of popcorn, avoid the nachos, and take in the top new trailers to hit Dailymotion.
Muppets Most Wanted via FanReviews
“While on a grand world tour, the Muppets find themselves wrapped into an European jewel-heist caper headed by a Kermit lookalike and his dastardly sidekick.”
Hmm. Sounds a lot like The Great Muppet Caper of ’81… you be the judge:
“Kermit and Fozzie are newspaper reporters sent to London to interview Lady Holiday, a wealthy fashion designer whose priceless diamond necklace is stolen. Kermit meets and falls in love with her secretary, Miss Piggy. The jewel thieves strike again, and this time frame Miss Piggy. It’s up to Kermit and Muppets to bring the real culprits to justice.”
JEWELS! I wonder if there’s a Blood Diamond subplot in this one.
Lone Survivor via FanReviews
“Based on the failed mission “Operation Red Wings” which tasked four members of SEAL Team 10 on June 28, 2005 to kill Taliban leader Ahmad Shah. They were quickly compromised and under attack, Marcus Luttrell being the only member to survive and evade capture.”
I’ve been on “Operation Red Wings” plenty of times. Never ends well. Many a towel have been ruined.
Her via FanReviews
“A lonely writer develops an unlikely relationship with his newly-purchased operating system that’s designed to meet his every need.”
It’s so comforting to know what my future looks like. Thank you, Spike Jonze.
All is Lost via FanReviews
“Deep into a solo voyage in the Indian Ocean, an unnamed man wakes to find his 39-foot yacht taking on water after a collision with a shipping container left floating on the high seas. With his navigation equipment and radio disabled, the man sails unknowingly into the path of a violent storm. Despite his success in patching the breached hull, the man barely survives the tempest. Using only a sextant and nautical maps to chart his progress, he is forced to rely on ocean currents to carry him into a shipping lane in hopes of hailing a passing vessel. But with the sun unrelenting, sharks circling and his meager supplies dwindling, the ever-resourceful sailor soon finds himself staring his mortality in the face.”
Cast Away 2.0?
The Monuments Men via FanReviews
“In a race against time, a crew of art historians and museum curators unite to recover renowned works of art stolen by Nazis before Hitler destroys them.”
Is this seriously the second art heist film of 2013? Does Hollywood have ADD or do they think all of America does? You know what would be cool? An art heist film. I haven’t seen one of those in like five minutes.
Inequality for All via FanReviews
“U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich tries to raise awareness of the country’s widening economic gap.”
The Haves vs. The Have-Nots. Steel cage death match. That’s how you market this film. Boom.
CBGB via TheSevenSees
“CBGB follows the story of a New York City club from its conceit as a venue for Country, Bluegrass and Blues (CBGB) to what it ultimately became: the birthplace of underground rock ‘n roll and punk. The owner had one demand of the acts he booked; they could only play original music. He would became known as the godfather of punk giving a chance to such bands as Blondie, Television, Ramones, Talking Heads, Dead Boys and The Police.”
CBGB sometimes had freebies but mostly heeby jeebies, ya feel me?
Enough Said via Teaser Trailer
“A divorced and single parent spends her days enjoying work as a masseuse but dreading her daughter’s impending departure for college. She meets a sweet, funny and like-minded man also facing an empty nest. As their romance quickly blossoms, she befriends her new massage client, a beautiful poet who seems “almost perfect” except for one prominent quality: she rags on her ex-husband way too much. Suddenly, the masseuse finds herself doubting her own relationship with the man she met as she learns the truth about the poet’s ex.”
It’s pretty much a guarantee that the poet’s ex is the sweet, funny, like-minded man who the masseuse fell for, right?
Here are new trailers for movies that have already had trailers released. INCEPTION!
Machete Kills Trailer 2 via FanReviews
Captain Phillips Trailer 2 via FanReviews
Thor: The Dark World Trailer 2 via FanReviews
Ender’s Game Trailer 2 via FanReviews
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