Weird Wednesday: Hot Pink Slugs, Golden Chocolate Bacon, Spaghetti Slushies
Wednesday is a day when people are itching to get a little weird. Trust us, it’s science. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you Thong Cape Scooter Man, 24-Karat Gold Tea, marijuana-flavored pig, bird-flavored ice cream, and Star Wars Lobster.
This week, prepare yourself for pizza-flavored slurpees, giant pink slugs, virgin hair, door sex, the ultimate gift for the lazy Burger King eater, and bizarre movies sold at Cannes Film Festival. Let’s get weird with the strangest news stories and videos of the past week.
Pizza, Spaghetti-Flavored Slush Drinks via Buzz60
Italian ice has gone too far. Like I get being too lazy to reheat your leftover slice or bowl, but dealing with brain freeze is not a beach.
Left Handed Dogs Can Be More Aggressive via Geo Beats
Southpaws, man. They’re crazy bunch no matter which species.
Married Couple Wears Matching Outfits for 35 Years via Quick Fix
Keep it simple, ya know. I mean, fashion and style are just ways to tempt suitors. You’re wifed up, might as well shut the variety down.
Giant Bright Pink Slugs via Newsy Videos
I know. I did the same thing. I read this too quickly. I almost moved to Australia. Any footage or imagery of these lil’ suckers are rated R for really-graphic-looking.
Burger King’s Hands-Free Whopper Holder via Buzz60
Yeah, it’s a joke, until the masses demand it. I mean, we’re getting a Grumpy Cat movie. Is that necessary?
Man Arrested for Having Sex With Door via Quick Fix
How does this happen? Well, as a child he probably got stuck in the revolving door at a Victoria’s Secret store.
23-Karat Gold Chocolate Bacon via Geo Beats
This is the future, people. Combining universally beloved objects into one. Pizza slurpees, though? Come on. You’re better than that.
Man Selling ‘Virgin Hair’ for $800 via Geo Beats
This might sound weird, but how does he not get MORE than $800? Women are selling actual virginity (which you can’t hold on to afterward) for thousands, nay, millions. This hair could make a slew of awesome merkins, which are totally coming back in a big way.
Weird Movies Sold at Cannes via Buzz60
Good to see Tara Reid back on the big screen.
WRITTEN BY: Neal, Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, News, Geek, and Viral Channels.
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