Weird Wednesday: Beyonce’s Demands, Chicken Goat, Brussels Sprout Soda
Wednesday is a day when people are itching to get a little weird. Trust us, it’s science. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you lingerie for men (to wear), monster insurance, a man too handsome for his country, creepy laughing, five-star prisons, and the secret to the success of homo sapiens.
This week, prepare yourself for Beyonce’s bizarre demands, a goat that sounds like a chicken, a workout DVD for cats, weird soda flavors, a walking fish, and violin shoes. Let’s get weird with the strangest news stories and videos of the past seven days.
Beyonce’s Bizarre Demands via OneMinuteNews
Titanium drinking straws angled at 70 degrees, crew dressed in 100% cotton, “showroom new” toilet seats, red toilet paper. Yeah, power doesn’t go to celebrities’ heads at all. Who’s the chump who gets to measure the angle of the straw and the showroom new-ness of the toilet seats? Probably still makes more than me.
The Chicken Goat via Videobash
This might be one of the most expensive species reassignment surgeries out there.
Onion & Cheese Chocolate Bars in Australia via Geo Beats
People be getting super high down under, huh?
Cat Workout DVD via Geo Beats
This will still outsell “Movie 43″ on DVD and Blu-ray.
World’s Most Horrifying Fish via OneMinuteNews
We featured this in this week’s “Animal Monday” post, but it’s too good to not feature again. If the robots don’t kill us all, these walking fish will.
Man Swallowed by Hippo Lives via Geo Beats
Looks like that Hungry Hungry Hippo has an eating eating disorder. Lose some weight, fatty!
Man Loses Life Savings on Carnival Game via Geo Beats
Coulda been worse. Coulda spent it all on a lifetime supply of weird soda, a wedding dress made of divorce papers or violin shoes.
Weird Soda Flavors via Buzz60
French Fries, gravy and cheese curd. Black garlic. Brussel sprouts. These are the sodas you drink when you’ve given up on dating and relations. I just ordered a case of each.
15 Year Old Designs Wedding Dress from Divorce Papers via Geo Beats
This way when you and your spouse sober up and the honeymoon’s over, just pull it out of the closet and sign away. What’s next? Cribs made out of caskets?
Violin Shoes via Geo Beats
Girls can no longer complain about guys stringing them along. If she walks with a limp, she just needs some tuning. More bad jokes? No? Okay. Bye.
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