New Movie Trailers This Week: Only God Forgives, The Purge, 2 Guns
Last week, we showed you new trailers for The Wolverine, Riddick, White House Down, Epic, World War Z, Pain & Gain and Jason Statham’s next shoot ‘em up. This week, we’ve got fresh promo reels for interesting gimmick flick The Purge, the unnecessary sequel to Grown-Ups, The Conjuring, This is the End, 2 Guns, the unofficial sequel to Drive, You’re Next and more. Watch, comment, share, get excited for the top new trailers to hit the web in the past seven days.
The Purge via Teaser Trailer
I love “high concept” films and gimmick premises. I know I shouldn’t but I do. Unemployment is down to 1%. Crime’s at an all-time low. Prisons are no longer overcrowded. And it’s all because every year for 12 hours on one day, people get to go bananas and commit any and all crimes without any consequence or retribution. Totally legal. Murder, rape, robbery, bribery, jaywalking – all legal. Ridiculous. And I love it.
Only God Forgives Red Band Trailer via Teaser Trailer
PSYCHED. I saw ‘Drive’ in the theaters and immediately wanted more. My roommate continues to order it on PPV. Just buy it, dude. This looks like it will be even better. Please produce one of these per year until I pass on (5 years from now).
2 Guns via FanReviews
This the second film in a series of films in which Mark Wahlberg partners up with legendary action film stars. I know Denzel’s ‘more than just an action star but Man on Fire will forever cement among the greats. Next up for Wahlberg - Expendables 3. Might as well knock ‘em all out at once.
This is the End Red Band Trailer 2 via ClevverMovies
Last time Franco and Rogen paired up, we got Pineapple Express, an overhyped buddy action-comedy that was decent but failed to live up to expectations. I blame that MIA song “Paper Planes”. I have to admit the fake Pineapple Express 2 trailer they released on April Fools Day to promote this film was funny. I just hope it doesn’t end up on the ‘meh’ pile like P.E. did. I’m like the girl with an abusive boyfriend. I keep coming back for more.
Grown Ups 2 via Teaser Trailer
I’m still peeved that an all-star comedy lineup was wasted on this concept. All those superstar comic minds and they come up with this? AND it gets a sequel? I’m sorry, God. Whatever I did. I’m sorry.
The Conjuring via FanReviews
This time the haunted house (or farmstead) is in Rhode Island. I used to live in Rhode Island. That place has been and forever will be haunted. I get possessed by their accent every time I step across state lines.
Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters via FanReviews
The son of Poseidon searches for a Golden Fleece. May I suggest Target or Old Navy?
You’re Next via FanReviews
This initially premiered in September 2011 at the Toronto International Film Festival. It was acquired by Lionsgate 10 days later. So, why did it take you so long to be distributed? Anyway, a honeymoon is ruined when killers crash the party. But they don’t know one of their victims can kick crotch. These killers honestly never do their homework.
Disconnect via Teaser Trailer
This one really flew under the radar, huh? Jason Bateman in a thriller? Spoiler alert – he’s really Justine.
Arthur Newman via ClevverMovies
They paid some fancy marketing firm to put together this trailer when all they really needed was Seinfeld clenching his fist and cursing, “Newman!”. Definitely keep in that shot of Emily Blunt, though. She works out.
The Big Wedding via AZ Movies
RIP Roger Ebert. You won’t have to watch rotten tomatoes like this one ever again. Only two thumbers and five stars up in heaven.
Dailymotion on TwitterTweets de @DailymotionUSA
Recent comments :
16 October 2013
Weird Wednesday: Dog Condoms, Cocaine Oreos, Space Diamonds | Dailymotion Blog (English) on « Weird Wednesday: 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes, Ghost Dating Site, Baby Mom » :
[...] get a little weird. Trust us, it’s science. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you meteorite beer, two year old mom, a dating website for ghosts, Snoopybabe the [...]
11 October 2013
Funny Friday: Sideline Reporter Fails, Rejected Pitches, Drunk Girls Finale | Dailymotion Blog (English) on « Funny Friday: Cecily Strong's Virgin, Breaking Bad Finale Freakouts, BatDad on Vine » :
[...] Funny Friday, our rundown of the funniest new videos to hit Dailymotion. Last time, we showed you Breaking Bad finale freakouts, BatDad, Jake and Amir on a movie date, and Cecily [...]