Weird Wednesday: Jared Leto’s Eary Gift, Bill Gates Seeks Rubber
Wednesday is a day when people are itching to get a little weird. Trust us, it’s science. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you a wrestler tearing himself a new one, Tilda Swinton’s sleepy art, prosthetic butt smuggling, a crab with 9-foot claws, an asbestos-laced tarantula, and fashionable roadkill. This week, prepare yourself for Jared Leto’s eary gift, Bill Gates’ search for the next condom, McDonald’s new side orders, lizard people, human tails and nests, dog tats, and robotic ants Let’s get weird with the strangest videos of the past seven days.
Jared Leto Receives Fan’s Severed Ear via Splash News
I picture Jared being really flattered by this gesture. But, I can also see him acting out the scene from Reservoir Dogs when Mr. Blonde severs that cop’s ear and talks into it. This is some serious Van Gogh type ‘ish.
Bill Gates Holds Contest For New Condom via NMA TV
Hmm. I’d be very suspicious of this product. It’s definitely susceptible to viruses.
McDonald’s Gives Away Free Gum & Shampoo via Geo Beats
I am all for this. Of course, I would’ve rather gone for cologne or deodorant rather than shampoo. If you’re like me, you’re at McDonald’s when your night of drinking and trying to hook up is over. After scarfing down quarter pounders and nuggets, you’re not really in hook up mode. This would be a game changer. I expect a major baby boom in Japan.
Dog Receives Tramp Stamp via One Minute News
Bow wow OW! “What style are you looking for with this tattoo, Snoopy?” “Doggy. Duh.”
Human Tail Reflects Wearer’s Mood via Videobash
Furries are one step removed from bestiality, right?
Millions of Americans Believe in Lizard People via One Minute News
Why wouldn’t they? Haven’t you seen The Amazing Spider-Man? The new one. Yeah. Neither did I.
Bird Nests for Humans via Geo Beats
Why can’t humans just enjoy being humans? We’re the dominant race. We rule. We’re the best. Just accept that. I feel like 10 years from now we’re all gonna be hybrid bird-people with tails.
Mourners Rented for Funerals via Geo Beats
You have too much money if you’re doing this. If this is your profession, you need to quit.
Wedding Ceremony Held at Funeral via Geo Beats
We call this a “two-fer”. Where the open bar at?
Scientists Develop Robotic Ants via Geo Beats
What is this?!? A center for robotic ANTS?! I am NOT looking forward to the future. Just one big sci-fi horrow show. Get to the choppa!
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