Dirty Thursday: J Love’s Moneymakers, SexCereal, Pornstars Without Makeup
This week was jam-packed with sexy, hot videos on Dailymotion. We thought last week might be tough to beat considering we had a bodypainted Chrissy Teigen, Hebrew Playboy, Cameron Diaz topless, and Mariah Carey’s wardrobe malfunction. However, this week will top it. We’ve got Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chesticles, Chrissy Teigen (again!) sans body paint, Nina Agdal and Ariel Meredith with body paint, pornstars sans makeup, Doutzen Kroes, Alice Goodwin, Emma Kate Dawson, and orgasmic meditation. Ohmmmmmm. Check out our sexiest videos from the past seven days below.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Her Breasts Are Worth $5 Million via Splash News
I don’t mean to be rude but J-Love is lowballing herself. I’m curious to know how to insure those, though. Like what’s covered by insurance? Is she hanging out at airports and trying to see what her voice sounds like when she talks into a spinning propellor? Does she like to squeeze into packed elevators?
Sex Doll Selling Her Virginity via One Minute News
Yeah, I don’t get it either. Plus, that thing has to undergo testing, doesn’t it? Women say they’re virgins to either A) turn men off or B) turn men on. The answer is always B, btw.
Chrissy Teigen in Trouble After Tweeting Nude Pic via Splash News
This is why I could never be famous. All I want to do is go to a party and wild out without evidence ending up on TMZ. I’m all for the eye-for-an-eye system of punishment here.
SexCereal Claims to Boost Sexual Health via Buzz60
This is the beginning of the end, folks. Next up SexToothpaste. Then SexOrthopedicShoes.
Doutzen Kroes Lets It All Hang Out via Splash News
If I had a body like hers, I would never put on clothes. A brown paper bag on my oversized head, yes.
Nina Agdal & Ariel Meredith Body Painted via Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Still amazed by how women are okay with body paint, but not going nude. But colored liquid that hardens? Alright. Whatever.
Alice Goodwin Is a Tease via ZOO Magazine
I don’t mean to spoil anything, but you’ll be seeing a lot more of Alice on Dailymotion over the next few months (and hopefully years).
This Is What Pornstars Look Like Without Makeup via AskMen
I’m not trying to offend anyone here, but if the majority of pornstars were really natural beauties, they would be supermodels and wouldn’t need to do what they do to make the kind of money they do. Granted, there are a few exceptions. Some pornstars just absolutely LOVE sex, more power to them – we need more of your type – but let’s maintain some sort of grasp on reality here. Sure, it’s a shock to the system. But, I also feel like the photographers just woke them up in the middle of a nap and exfoliated / chemical peeled the crap outta of their faces for some of these pics.
Good Morning, Emma Kate Dawson via Spi0n
Just once in my life I want to awaken from my slumber to see a woman like this put on my button down shirt. JUST. ONCE. I’ve also never received a sext, so I’ve got a lot of work to do.
Nicole Daedone Discusses Orgasmic Meditation via Dailymotion’s “Profound Minutiae“
TLDNW – Slow down. Lighten up. Which completely goes against what all the women in dem adult films yell. I give up.
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