Wednesday is a day when people are itching to get a little weird. Trust us, it’s science. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you a woman addicted to bee stings, a pastafarian, a sea monster, and holy bird poop. This week, prepare yourself for a Taylor Swift conspiracy theory, Holly Madison’s delicious birth-plan, Dennis Rodman’s favorite dictator, a real-life Batman, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the internet’s baby, watching (from) your butt, and a urine-testing app. Let’s get weird with the strangest videos of the past seven days.

Taylor Swift is a Member of the Illuminati? via One Minute News

For some reason, when I see this headline, all I can picture is Ms. Swift as a member of the classic WCW supergroup NWO, which featured Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and eventually Hulk Hogan. I have to believe her finishing move is scream-singing G-rated disses until your genitalia inverts. Devastating.

Holly Madison Will Consume Baby’s Placenta via RevNewMedia

I’m sure there’s tons of research pointing to the health benefits of doing this, but no one should ever eat anything called “placenta”. Women get upset over the word “moist”, yet somehow placenta is A-OK. How is Mars, btw?

Dennis Rodman Calls Kim Kon Un an “Awesome Guy” via Associated Press

Words is The Worm got kicked out of hotel or bar or a hotel bar because of his recent bro-downs with The End of Human Civilization. Dennis, dude, he’s trying to blow up our homeland. Not the Showtime series. WHERE WE LIVE. Get it together.

Man Dressed as Batman Catches Wanted Man in Britain via Buzz60

This guy saw The Dark Knight and immediately stopped the movie when the vigilantes start fighting criminals and ran out to do his part. Apparently, he still hasn’t got to the part where – SPOILER ALERT – the vigilante is hung by The Joker.

‘Fresh Prince’ Lyric Triggers School Lockdown via Newsy Videos

“Shooting some b-ball outside of the school”. Not people. I bet Will Smith feels like a real jerk right now. Learn how to ENUNCIATE, guy!

Women Gets Paid $5,000 To Let Internet Name Her Baby via Buzz60

I’m sure NSFW WTF LOL Trollface will grow up to be the next leader of the Free World.

‘Potato Parties’ All the Rage in South Korea via Newsy Videos

McDonald’s fans everywhere lost their Happy Meal minds when they saw this story. You want to see someone go from delirious to suicidal in one eating session, RSVP to one of these fry fiestas.

Scientists to Put Eyeballs on Tadpole’s Butt via One Minute News

The tadpoles were getting way too paranoid and self-conscious. Problem solved.

Smartphone App Claims to Test Urine via Buzz60

If you drop it in a Port-a-John at Bonnaroo, it might explode.

Snipers in Iran Used to Control Giant Mutant Rats via Geo Beats

There is so much horrifying information not available to the public. This, along with the new species of giant cockroaches, should’ve been kept a secret. Unless I’m Neo, I’m taking the blue pill, brah.

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WRITTEN BY: Neal – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, Viral, News, and Geek Out Channels.

WITH HELP FROM: Kate – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sexy/Redband, Auto, Animals, Travel, and Lifestyle Channels.