Weird Wednesday: Jersey Sea Monster, IKEA’s ‘Balls, Bee Sting Sex
Wednesday is a day when people are itching to get a little weird. Trust us, it’s science. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you geriatric warrior, a hungry toddler, Courtney Stodden’s alter ego, farting on the plane, a talk show fueled by huffing paint, the catchiest song of all-time, and a bunch of people who need some love (from humans). This week, prepare yourself for a woman addicted to bee stings, a pastafarian, a sea monster, holy bird poop, spontaneous combustion, another woman who REALLY loves her dog, a man who’s got a full caboose, and an alternative to 5-hour Energy. Let’s get weird with the strangest videos of the past seven days.
Woman is Addicted to Bee Stings via TLC by way of Spi0n
Honestly, if you’re the husband, what do you do about this? Apparently, it makes sex way better. But, so does ecstasy and that stuff rots your brain. What if you got stung by a bee that’s tripping on ecstasy? Whoa.
Horse Meat Found in Ikea’s Meatballs via Buzz60
Can we all just agree horse meat is completely fine to eat? Where are those “hilarious” Chik-Fil-A cows when you need ‘em?
Man Won’t Take Pasta Strainer Off Head for Driver’s License Photo via Buzz60
Those pastafarians are diehards, huh.
Human Ear Created in Lab Using 3-D via Geo Beats
I’m telling you – these 3D printers are on the brink of completely effing up everybody’s world.
Sea Monster Pulled from New Jersey River via One Minute News
Why are 90% of creatures living in water absolutely horrifying?
Death Labeled ‘Spontaneous Combustion’ via One Minute News
I’m sorry, no offense to this person’s family but I find spontaneous combustion to be hilarious. If you’re a comedy writer and you need a punchline, exploding head gag works 60% of the time every time.
Man Sees Jesus in Bird Poop via One Minute News
I see Gerard Butler as Leonidas in ’300′. To each his or her own I guess.
Marines Drink Cobra Blood in Training Exercise via One Minute News
That’s the last time Charlie Sheen does the USO Tour.
Woman Accused of Having Sex with Pitbull (the dog) via Geo Beats
All those Bud Light commercials featuring the rapper finally got to her.
Man Hides 100 bags of Heroin in Anus via Geo Beats
I have less than zero interest in becoming a drug mule. Like, what is that interview like? Do you enjoy stuffing things up your butt? Yes? Excellent. We don’t offer health insurance.
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