Wednesday is a day when people are itching to get a little weird. Luckily, there’s no shortage of that on the ‘net. Last week, we showed you fake eyes, Lady Gaga, free divorce, kitty litter beauty mask, AIDS bread, pre-teen mom, terrifying tea, the mother of all mammals, and a scooter-riding dog. This week, prepare yourself for a geriatric warrior, a hungry toddler, Courtney Stodden’s alter ego, farting on the plane, a talk show fueled by huffing paint, the catchiest song of all-time, and a bunch of people who need some love (from humans).

90 Year Old Punches Bouncer and Police via Geo Beats

Looks like someone’s been drinking his Ensure.

Toddler Swallows 42 Magnets via Geo Beats

We’ve got a Kobayashi in the  making.

Courtney Stodden Reveals Bizarre Alter Ego via Buzz60

This chick has way too much free time on her hands.

Scientists Say You Should Fart on Planes via Buzz60

Just don’t light a match.

Murderfist’s “Huffin’ It” Series Will Melt Your Mind via MyDamnChannel

This is a new series (to us, at least) that won’t let you down.

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Man in Relationship With Inflatable Animals via Buzz60

The world’s most gentle lover also has superior lung capacity. Ain’t no smoking or knifeplay up in h’yah!

Woman Passes Drug To Son Through Open Mouth Kiss via Geo Beats

The alternative here would be spanking him bare bottom and slippin’ it in that way.

Man Makes Love to Ambulance via Geo Beats

That’s one sexy siren.

Professor Strips, Assumes Fetal Position While 9/11 Plays via One Minute News

Finals are rough on everyone, folks.

Woman Claims To Have Song Stuck in Head for 3 Years via Buzz60

I had “Titanium” stuck in my head for 3 days and I almost took bottles of Nyquil and Vicodin to the face, so I can’t imagine what this woman experienced. People have won way way way more money than she’ll ever see for doing far far less. If that old chick can score $600k+ on kickstarter (or was it indiegogo) for getting bullied for ONE bus ride, this woman should be able to get $3 mil for brain surgery.

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WRITTEN BY: Neal – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, Viral, News, and Geek Out Channels.

WITH HELP FROM: Kate – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sexy/Redband, Auto, Animals, Travel, and Lifestyle Channels.