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5 at 5: Blade Gunner, Ke$ha’s New Drink, Wes Anderson V-Day Cards
It’s quittin’ time (for the majority of the workforce and student body) and that means we need to put a bow on today. Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day, we’re giving you five videos that you’ll love forever or tonight. No judgments. Everyone needs a one night stand once in a while. You might want to think twice about surprising your lover with these. Can we all agree on no surprises for the next month or so? Cool.
Today’s top videos include the new trailer for what appears to be one long commercial for Google, must-have toys for the new year, Ke$ha crushing any chance for romance, the perfect V-Day card for Wes Anderson fans, plus a bonus video for Bruce Willis fans. PS – if you’re going to see A Good Day to Die Hard tonight WITH a girl, you deserve a medal.
The Internship Official Trailer via Fan Reviews
Geez. It’s been 8 years since Wedding Crashers and we still haven’t received anything remotely close to it. As if Google doesn’t have enough market share both online and in your brain, now we get an entire movie dedicated to it. Step up your game, Bing.
Blade Runner Charged With Murdering His Girlfriend via FOX Sports
Did NOT see this coming. And, according to reports, neither did Oscar’s girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. There’s been a lot of speculation, conjecture, and rumor over the course of the day, but the most disturbing theory was that Reeva had a gift for Oscar and was trying to surprise him, but he thought she was an intruder trying to rob him. We’ve seen a lot of famous figures have cataclysmic falls from grace this year, but this one might take the gold medal.
Must-Have Toys of 2013 via WSJ Live
If you’re a parent, this might buy you a couple months of obedience… okay, weeks? Days? Minutes? If you’re a giant kid like me and you’ve given hope of spreading your seed, maybe these will take your mind off dying alone. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
Ke$ha Drinks Her Own Urine on Reality TV via Splash News
I’m probably the only one out of my friends who digs Ke$ha, but even this makes me wanna hurl. I’m hoping she lost a near un-losable bet. I’d still hook up with her. Dammit.
Wes Anderson Valentine’s Day Cards via One Minute News
I got Moonrise Kingdom from Netflix just straight cold chillin’ on my coffee table at home. I have mixed feelings about watching it. I’ve never really felt the same satisfaction as I did with Rushmore. Though, Royal Tenenbaums was cool. My enthusiasm has decreased with each release. Wes movies are like that girl you had an amazing first hook up with but couldn’t keep the fire going. Maybe these cards will help.
BONUS (HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, SWEETHEART):
Top 10 Bruce Willis Movies of All-Time via AskMen
Like I said in the intro A Good Day To Die Hard comes out today. Amazing bit of counter-programming by the studio. I know single straight guys pairing up to see it tonight.
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