Last week, we featured the first porn star in space, J-Love, the new Kate Upton, a dress that becomes see-through based on arousal levels, and an x-rated prank. This week, we’ve got girls in bikinis epically failing, the Victoria’s Secret Angels giving us a glimpse from behind-the-scenes, Keira Knightley’s new Chanel ad, Kate Upton’s SI cover, Jennifer Nicole Lee shedding threads for V-Day, Genevieve Morton, Ekaterina Zueva, bikini snowboarding, and Dani Mathers. The lesson learned? Women will risk frostbite and snake bites to warm us up and ease our stress. Show ‘em some love on this special (overly commercialized) day.

Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day Behind the Scenes via Zoomin Canada

In all seriousness, what do you get a Victoria’s Secret Angel on Valentine’s Day? All I can think of is lingerie and that probably makes them dry heave.

Keira Knightley is Too Sexy in Chanel Ad via Zoomin Canada

According to a couple sources, this ad’s been deemed too sexy for children after it aired during “Ice Age 2″ on TV. Uh, excuse me? Have you ever seen IA2? There’s nudity EVERYWHERE!

Kate Upton Unveils SI Cover via Sports Illustrated

Bewbs. I heart bewbs. I’m currently constructing a contract that details what needs to happen for me to lock her up for eleven lifetimes.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Strips Down for Valentine’s Day via Splash News

She’s a fitness expert and, in related news, I haven’t gone to the gym in like 3 months.

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Genevieve Morton’s Sports Illustrated Shoot via SI

You can expect plenty more of these over the coming month.

Ekaterina Zueva via Spi0n

This actress, model, and fashion designer has studied in Moscow, Paris, and… Tampa. That’s the kind of mix that’ll land her next to me at the altar.

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Bikini Snowboarding via Riders Match

These girls can go from the slope to the jacuzzi with little to no time wasted. Thumbs up.

Last Night’s Party 2013 Trailer via LNP

I’ve been following LNP for at least 6-7 years now. I love his stuff, but I also love Kirill’s work. I smell a photo-off. GO!

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Bikini Fails Compilation via Riders Match

Nothing can go wrong when a girl is wearing a bikini. For guys, at least.

Playboy Cyber Girl Dani Mathers Desert Shoot via The Babe Spot

Dani’s awesome. She’s all over Playboy TV and needs to be everywhere else at all times. I don’t care if it’s cloning or holograms. Scientists get crack-a-lackin’.

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WRITTEN BY: Neal – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, Viral, News, and Geek Out Channels.

WITH HELP FROM: Kate – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sexy/Redband, Auto, Animals, Travel, and Lifestyle Channels.