For our ‘Dirty Thursday’ feature we coax a handful of the sexiest videos from our official partners out of hiding and into the spotlight. Last week, we featured a naughty teacher’s nekkid tweets, the Jaguars cheerleaders, a clip from Lovelace, and the rejected PornHub Super Bowl commercial. This week, we have the first porn star in space, J-Love, the new Kate Upton, a dress that becomes see-through based on arousal levels, and an x-rated prank. Get your blood flowing with these provocative videos or ‘provocativideos’ as I like to call them.

The First Porn Star in Space via One Minute News

She’s gone through anti-gravity training and plans to blast off in March 2014. Once in orbit, she claims she’s gonna pop her boob out and snap a pic with Earth in the background. Do you think she’ll tag North Korea in the pic on Facebook? They’ll probably make another crazy propaganda film.

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Surfer Sage Erickson’s Stab Magazine Shoot via BNQT

The 22-year-old Christ-loving, tofu-eating surfer from Ventura, California who goes by the name Sahay posed for surfing mag Stab back in the spring but we just got the video this past week. What a long journey it’s been. Glad she landed on our shore.

Follow Sage on Facebook | Twitter.

Bang With Friends – The Discreet Way To Hook Up on Facebook via Buzz60

I feel like this would be a lot more successful if it were ‘Hook Up With Friends’ or ‘Sleep with Friends’ or even ‘Dirty Words with Friends’, ya know? Something a little less aggressive. Then again, you do weed out the chicks who aren’t down to pound when make no bones about your intentions. Still, I think even the floozies and hussies have to put up somewhat of a classy front, maintain some kind of separation between them and professionals and ‘bang’ is where they draw the line.

Rockstar Energy Model Calendar Shoot via BNQT

I’m a 5 Hour Energy drink kinda guy even though their commercials are the worst. Although, their last one with the dude doing all the different activities is a marked improvement. I always catch myself saying, “My debuut albuuum”. Anyway, energy drinks like Monster and Rockstar rot the snot out of my teeth so unless there’s a hoard of hot chicks shoving it down my throat, I’m not buyin’. Hence, the reason for this calendar shoot.

Nina Agdal is the new Kate Upton via Splash News

Kind of absurd to say that considering they’re the same age (Nina’s actually a couple months older). How in the holy hell in a cell is Kate Upton already old news? She was Sports Illustrated’s Rookie of the Year in 2011 and graced the cover of last year’s Swimsuit Issue. Her teaser and ‘full-length’ commercial for Mercedez Benz is one of the most viewed ads from this Super Bowl. Nina was last year’s Rookie of the Year and judging by her Carl’s Jr / Hardee’s Super Bowl ad and all the buzz around that, she’s the front-runner for this year’s Swimsuit Issue cover.

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Dress Turns Transparent When Wearer is Aroused via One Minute News

The only women who are going to wear this are quasi-celebrities who are starved for attention and need the press. I don’t even think transvestites would wear this – it’s like the ultimate spoiler alert.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Music Video for The Client List via Fan Reviews

I don’t know any dudes that watch this series. Once us guys found out she was just doling out HJs each time, we lost interest. Crazy, right? When I was 15 that would’ve been heaven on a bun.

Jordan Carver’s Valentine’s Day Special via JCwebTV

Jordan just recently became an official partner. We wish her a very Happy Valentine’s Day. This is her gift to you. Just don’t re-gift it to your girlfriend. Or do. It’s a good test.

Follow Jordan on Facebook | Twitter | her Official Site

Serbian Prime Minister Flashed During Interview via Zoomin

This would’ve been a media frenzy if Oprah did it to Lance here in the U.S., but this kind of behavior is to be expected in Serbia, but it still perplexes me. Is that really the PM? He just goes on shows without background-checking? Or did an actual legit TV reporter decide to pull this stunt? I’d go there to find out but I’m pretty sure I’d be shot and/or stabbed upon setting foot on soil.

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WRITTEN BY: Neal – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, and Viral Channels.

WITH HELP FROM: Kate – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sexy / Redband Channel.