Though today is National Signing Day, you won’t find one video about it among our top choices. Instead, we virtually signed a letter of intent to deliver you these blue chip prospects – a (possibly fake) kite surfing jump for the ages, proof that limbs are overrated, Will Ferrell using his mouth for something other than making out, North Korea fantasizing about the US ablaze, and a British kid giving his rendition of R. Kelly’s Ignition. People still get upset when they see ‘kid’ and ‘R. Kelly’ in the same sentence.  Toot toot.

Epic Kite Surfing Jump via Jokeroo

Yeah, I know – it kind of looks like those old school Powerade commercials that posed as viral / amateur videos filmed with a handheld camera. But, I want to believe. I’ll take a leap of faith on this flyer.

Armless Afghan Teen’s Olympic Dream via ITN News

If I were Abbas Karimi, I’d just lie in bed all day waiting for someone to scratch my nose. This dude’s out there lapping suckers. You see him treading water like it ain’t no thing? Screw the Paralympics, I want to see this guy head up against Phelps with his arms tied behind his back.

Will Ferrell’s Funniest Lines via Geo Beats

Fresh off his Old Milwaukee-driven makeout with a mature Asian coug, comes his most hilarious movie scenes.

North Korea Releases Video of US in Flames via Newsy

Apparently, the US Government thinks this is funny. They’re too busy trying to explain the leaked memo about drones attacking US citizens suspected of effing them overseas. This is awesome and also unsettling.

British Kid Does Acoustic Cover of R. Kelly’s Ignition via Videobash

Just a reminder that Coke and Rum is ‘Merican, Redcoat. Sorry, that was over the line. Thank you for Adele. Does he get to make out with Bar Refaeli now?

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WRITTEN BY: Neal – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, and Viral Channels.