Another day, another weekly feature. In this round-up, we have our very first ‘Dirty Thursday’ in which we coax a handful of the sexiest videos from our official partners out of hiding and into the spotlight. This week, we’ve got the corruption of Twitter’s new Vine app, a naughty teacher’s nekkid tweets, the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders in bikinis, an advance clip from Lovelace, and the rejected PornHub Super Bowl commercial. Science has proven that watching these videos will drastically extend your life expectancy. Live longer, okay?

Porn Videos Bombard Twitter’s Vine App via One Minute News

Real talk for a sec. Don’t tech companies know by now that the first thing to happen with any new innovation is someone trying to pornify it. Pinterest? Pornterest. Google? Booble. Facebook? F***book. People knock on porn for ruining the (already dwindling) romantic interests of me, but they sure do lead the way when it comes technological breakthroughs. Most of the functionality, layout, navigation, and design of today’s most successful websites was inspired by / stolen from porn sites. Believe that.

Teacher Suspended for Nude Twitpics via One Minute News

I have a sympathetic / apathetic temperament towards teachers. They get to have 3 months off per year and, as far as I can tell, shorter hours yet they can’t do anything cool. Like curse or drink or smoke or party or send nude twitpics. Kind of a crappy trade off. I’m no pedophile, but word is these high school sloots and studs have no shame in their game and will flirt their way directly into your mouth / pants. Teachers are human, too. I don’t care about the perks, I would never be a teacher. Pretty much why I never became a coach, I found out I had to teach as well. F that noise.

The Roar of the Jaguars via Spi0n

The Jaguars might be one of the worst teams in the NFL and there have long been rumors that they’re on their way to LA, but that doesn’t mean their cheerleading squad is down and out. They are up and in. Very up and in. I need a moment.

Playboy Model Jennifer Vaughn ‘Roll in the Hay’ via Spi0n

This video of the Playboy model’s photo shoot with Jose Luis is a couple months old, but this is the first I’m seeing of it. One thing you can never say about Jennifer is that she doesn’t know how to roll around in bed sheets. Get up already! Jk, you can lounge around all and cop-a-feel off my pillows all you want. As long as I get to do the same.

New Clip from Lovelace – “Linda’s Photoshoot” via Eklecty City

This biopic about the legendary porn star was originally supposed to be played by Lindsay Lohan, but the role eventually went to Amanda Seyfried. No arguments here. The film debuted at this year’s Sundance (Lohan’s Canyons was rejected by the festival board) and is expected to hit theaters in late June. So far, it has an 83% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Judging by the clip, it looks like we can trust that assessment.

PornHub’s Rejected Super Bowl Commercial via Spi0n

You might be thinking WTF, but it makes sense. It’s cold. She’s cold. He’s warm. How? Porn. Boom. I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but I’m 101% certain that watching a moderate amount of porn will relieve stress and keep men in relationships. It might’ve made us lazier and less willing to go out or make an effort but have you ever seen the TV show Cheaters? Those people do not watch porn. Problem solved.

Our New Hotspot – ‘The Babe Spot‘

Welcome aboard to our latest official partner in the Sexy Channel, The Babe Spot. I used to feature them while working at a couple other men’s publications and I have to say that I made the wrong choice being a writer / editor. If I have a son, I’m handing him a camera the moment he can hold one. That’s the life.

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WRITTEN BY: Neal – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, and Viral Channels.

WITH HELP FROM: Kate – Managing Editor of Dailymotion’s Sexy/Redband Channel (and a bunch of others).