Today’s top videos include our planet devouring entire buildings, the Boss Rick Ross narrowly escaping bullets only to total his ride, the first full trailer for Kirsten Dunst’s Another Earth tribute/ripoff, human dolls, and Shazam showing Siri how sarcasm and humor are done. Plus, a bonus video that probably reflects how you feel watching these videos all the way at the bottom.

Sinkhole Swallows Entire Building In China via ITN News

A sinkhole swallows an entire building complex in China’s southern Guangdong province. Luckily, no one was inside. Earth is such a piggy! No dessert for you. At least chew it first.

Official Trailer for Upside Down via TeaserTrailer

This French-Canadian romantic fantasy film stars Kirsten Dunst and is about a man searching an alternate universe for a long-lost love from his youth. It was released on August 23rd, 2012 in Russia but will see theaters in the US in March.

It appears to be inspired by (or ripping off) 2011′s Another Earth and/or that one trippy scene from Inception when the world folds on itself.

Rick Ross Shot at, Crashes Rolls Royce via Stereotude

The rapper crashed his Rolls-Royce into a building in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida while trying to escape from a gunman who opened fire on the car. For all those people who want to live “like a boss”, this comes along with the territory. Wear Kevlar.

Human Barbie and Human Ken Dolls via OneMinuteNews

Too bad they’ll have ugly kids. Zing.

Shazam The Sound of a Toilet Flushing via Videobash

I kind of saw this one coming. If you’re Biebs, the appropriate comeback is, ‘Yeah, ‘cuz my tracks are the sh*t!’

And here’s a bonus video because Daddy loves you…

A Bored Fat Cat Sighs via Videobash

Garfield would be impressed.

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