November 19th is World Toilet Day. Since its inception in 2001, the international observance has intended “to raise global awareness of the daily struggle for proper sanitation that a staggering 2.5 billion people face”. Hard to believe that in the year 2012 there are still a ton of people out there stuck in the Dark Ages. We’re not here to poke fun at those people; we’re here to encourage you to sign the petition that will prompt political leaders to bring about change… and give you some funny videos that hopefully everyone can enjoy in the coming years thanks to your help.

1. Dogs Really Hate Flushing

A toilet, not the town in Queens. Although, this pooch might hate the Mets hometown, too. Our guess is the canine’s trying to conserve water? If it’s yellow, let it mellow, dawg.

2. How To Unblock a Toilet

Also known as “How to Not Get Your Security Deposit Back”. Might as well seal that room up for good and build an outhouse.

3. Toilet Opera

Some people read to relax while on the throne, but they say music soothes the savage beast and if you have blockage, a couple sopranos should do the trick.

4. No Toilet, No Bride

I know, it sounds like a Bob Marley joint. This isn’t such a bad rule for brides-to-be, however, popping a squat is an essential survival technique and really works the quads. Nothing sexier than a no frills girl with strong legs.

5. The World’s Fastest Toilet

Not the fastest flushing toilet – that could result in someone getting turned inside out. It’s a legitimate fear that some people have in the restroom on a plane.

The toilet you see above is officially faster than my first car in high school. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

6. Coffin-Shaped Toilet in Cemetery

May your BM RIP.

7. Introducing the Sega Toylet

Someone’s gotta help improve the accuracy of some urinators. I’ve seen urinals that look like the bottom of Splash Mountain. Never know when that pinpoint stream will come in handy (like at carnivals).

8. This Place Is A Real Money Pit

It’s like flushing your money down the toilet anyway, amirite, homeowners?

9. The Least Sanitary Eatery On Earth

So clean you can eat off of it. Sha… right. Even Mr. Clean’s like, “Unh uh. No way, dude.”

10. This Is How Goldfinger Goes #2

Movement. Bowel movement. How do you know you’re rich? You doo doo unit costs more than someone’s house. Unless it’s a toilet-shaped house. Jeez, I never want to use the bathroom again. Whoops, be right back.

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Neal is the Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, and Viral Channels.