Official Users 11/05/2012
Vote ‘YES’ For These Priceless Presidential Election Videos
If you’re under 18 then Tuesday, November 6th, 2012 is your day to wild out. You’ve got the day off. Use it wisely. For those of us 18+, it’s our
God-given … Constitution-given right and civic duty to cast our vote for our nation’s next Commander-in-Chief.
Prior to Superstorm Sandy’s arrival, the race was pretty even, but many believe Obama’s speedy response in providing federal aid swung the undecided masses in his favor. He even got the support of Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and former Republican / current Independent New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg. Meanwhile, Romney was busy handing out canned food to victims in Ohio, a swing state.
If you’re tired of the all the super serious coverage and just want to ‘Mock The Vote’, check out these videos that lead the free world in funny. Who am I voting for? Pedro, of course.
IN THE BLUE CORNER: THE CHAMPION
He gave us hope and promised change, but a lot of people who voted for our first black president the first go round in ’08 are pissed off he didn’t come through. Those supporters who stuck with him believe he’ll need another term to get the job done.
Donald Trump made him an offer he most definitely could refuse and Denver wasn’t all too kind to his mental processes. Though Mitt’s better for comedy, we wouldn’t mind four more years of Key & Peele’s Angry Translator or Jay Pharoah’s dead on impression.
IN THE RED CORNER: THE CHALLENGER
The Mormon has binders full of women. Sounds like the massage parlor I visited last Saturday. As we said before, there’s no shortage of material when it comes to poking fun at R-Money, but for our money it doesn’t get better than Jimmy Fallon and Jason Sudeikis’ takes.
WHAT THE PORN STARS THINK
If you’re like me, you watch adult films for the satiric commentary on society and its political overtones. Also, boobs. So, if you manage to maintain focus on what they’re saying and not what they’re wearing underneath, the poll won’t be too hard.
WHAT MONTGOMERY BURNS THINKS
Mr. Burns has to be related to Dick Cheney, right? Burnsy was a zombie before zombies were cool. Hipster enough for ya, youths?
WHAT WILL FERRELL THINKS
He had me at ‘tattoo.’
WHAT JOHN & JEN Q. PUBLIC THINK
This is us, America. Drink it in.
THE BEST MOMENTS FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
Makes you long for the days of monarchies and dictatorships, right? … Maybe not.
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