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8 Greatest Moments of Frustration
I’ve never been very good at hiding my emotions. I always think I’m awesome at masking my contempt for all of mankind, but then someone will say, “Whoa, dude. You okay?” In my head, I believe I have the world’s strongest poker face. In reality, I turn lobster-mug and people look around for the whistling tea kettle. So, I can appreciate that October 12th is Moment of Frustration Day because it lets me know that I’m not alone. Everyone gets pissed off when something doesn’t go their way. Like, right now … is ANYONE reading what I’ve written?!? WTF?!?! … Sorry.
Anyway, bask in the human condition by laughing at the repeated failures of others below.
1. Hey, Baby! Go Fish!
No one remembers these moments. Luckily for me and most of my generation (and those before ours) we don’t have to relive them. Tough noogies for those born in the age of smartphones.
2. Road Rage Goes For A Ride
Why is it that we’re at our ragey-ist on the road? What is it about our wheels that turns us homicidal? True, it’s a lot of power at our disposal, but it turns normally sedate and fairly harmless, law-abiding citizens into maniacs. In other news, GOD BLESS DASH CAMS!
3. In the Name of The Father and The Son of a -
I can’t blame the padre in this vid. You couldn’t pay me enough money to give up sex and masturbation and cursing and all the stuff that makes living so much fun. Most priests I’ve encountered always have that soft, measured voice. Makes me think they just house sacramental wine and don’t want to harsh their hangovers with loud noises.
4. This Game is GARBAGE!
That kid now has a deathly fear of waste management and sanitation. Probably gonna grow up to be a hoarder.
5. Never Wild Out on Tiles
Unless you’re a seasoned NHL vet, it’s probably best to get on carpet before chucking chairs. That’s why I always bring heated arguments out of the kitchen and into the basement or den. Does anyone still say, ‘den’?
6. Grandpa Hasn’t Been on the Nice List in a Long Time
I can’t imagine how grumpy I’ll be when I’m this guy’s age. I’m already a pile of pure crankiness now.
7. WoW, Man. It’s Just a Game.
This is why I can’t play video games anymore. I used to steam and seethe like someone murdered my family and stole my identity when I barely lost to a boss or the power went out during an epic run. So glad I never got into World of Warcraft. I’d be serving seven consecutive life sentences right now.
8. Grow Up
Remember how I said I’ll be the worst grandfather because I’ll just crap all over everyone’s parade? I don’t see being a dad going much better. Like, I’ll support your dreams for only so long before I deliver a heavy dose of reality.
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