The roof … THE ROOF … THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! We do not need any water. Let the mother heifer burn. I’d love to see that song’s composer in a structure that is engulfed in flames. Good luck doing the sprinkler with the rings of Hell consuming your abode. Luckily, it’s Fire Prevention Week in the US and Canada. The observance commemorates the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. Ask any Windy City native who endured that tragedy then defied logic and physics to still be alive to this day about it and I doubt ‘great’ comes to mind. Next time, maybe don’t let fire critics name disasters. Anyway, to help spread the word about fire prevention, we’ve curated eight videos that are straight hot fire, son!

1. This Girl’s Butt is Hot

I understand having your cheeks up in flames is scary and painful, but I could watch this chick bounce up and down and squeal for the rest of my days.

2. This Tire’s Blowin’ Up

I’m no Mr. Wizard. I can’t explain how this works. All I know is if you try this with your Ford Pinto, you can expect to be called Freddy Krueger shortly thereafter.

3. Microwaves Are Not Portable Fireplaces

Hey, I know what you should do: NOT put down the video camera and continue to scream WATER! repeatedly.

4. Leave Fire Safety To The Pros, Yo

Dude said before he started, “Stop, drop, and roll” and he spent the entire video running around like he was on fire. Because he was on fire. Jesus. That guy definitely stopped trying things after that fiasco.

5. Candles Are So Ro-OH MY GOD!!!

Better rock the beehive when you’re in the candle-lit hot tub, especially when Kevin Hart’s around.

6. That Beat’s Hot

I heard the alarm just entered rehab. Fame is a bitch. People are gonna start setting everything ablaze just to get a contract.

7. Fire & Ice

“YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!” Of course, the guy didn’t bolt as soon as he heard this – it’s a Beamer, bro. To think that all started with the driver thinking, “I’m stuck! How can this get any worse?!?”

8. Puff the Magic Snowman?

Frosty had one too many shots of Fireball Whiskey.

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Neal is the Editor of Dailymotion’s Sports, Comedy, and Viral Channels.