This is the first webisode of comedy duo Deaf William‘s new webisodic web series for the … uh, web … called, ‘Incognito.’ This Kickstarter-funded project is about a pair of morons who are trying to dig up a time capsule when they see a couple thugs burying a body. They run. They enter Witness Protection. They wear silly costumes and act. It’s about 1.21 jigawatt space bucks better than both Tyler Perry’s Witness Protection and Larry The Cable Guy’s Witless Protection combined. Oddly enough, I’d like to see a movie starring both Larry the Cable Guy and Tyler Perry in drag. Go figure.

Now, I’ve never personally witnessed a murder but I feel like if I did, I would most likely not make it anywhere safe. I tore my ACL in May 2009 and despite surgery and half-assed rehab, I still can’t really make moves. Sure, I can jog in a straight line for 3 miles at a time but unless I’m running away from a gun-less, car-less Tony Soprano in the Great Plains, I’m most likely carne asada, which is the Taco Bell for ‘dead meat.’

Anyway, give the series a look-see and don’t tell nobody, you hear me?!? Man, I’d suck as a bad guy. Mute villain I can pull off. Talking, not so much.

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