It’s a good thing this flick isn’t in 3D or our vital organs would explode. FACT.

Since around 2005, Chuck Norris has attained legend status. He’d already been admired by legions of fans, but then the Chuck Norris facts came along and elevated him to a God to be revered, but more importantly, feared. Forget Brian Wilson, Chuck’s the original ‘Fear the Beard.’ He can do no wrong. Until, of course, he starts getting political.

That aside, there is no limit to the number of times we’re willing to watch Chuck’s ‘Greatest Hits.’ Remember the ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ lever on Conan’s NBC show? We’re looking into getting one of those for the office. Anything’s better than this impersonator – dude doesn’t even know how to deflect bullets with his facial hair.

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