Official Users 08/17/2012
10 Classic Classroom Videos For Back-to-School Month
Hey y’all, I’m Neal, the new editor of Dailymotion’s Sports and Funny channels. What’s up? Cool! Yeah, me too. Anyway, since August is Back-to-School Month, which we usually prepare for with a non-stop marathon of Rodney Dangerfield’s educational 1986 comedy, we thought we’d put together a step-by-step video tutorial on how to make class suck less. To quote Billy Madison on school, (*grabs chunky kid’s cheeks and jiggles them vigorously*) “STAY HERE. STAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. CHERISH IT.” Okay, on to our lesson …
1. You can clear a classroom with a deadly fart or dress up as a Purple Panda (try not to fart, the suit’s not ventilated).
2. Hate the tough guy who sits diagonally behind you? The one who looks like he eats babies? Easy. Smack the crap out of the rage-aholic who sits in front of him as he sleeps. That ought to soften him up some.
3. Stage a heroic act in which you save the day (or a hot chick’s purse). Just know that Zorro’s been done before. Also, be sure to have a really really chill professor who’s in on the joke.
4. Trick your peers into making out with their parents.
5. Take that uppity princess down a peg and remind her that she needs to work on her weight problem / beef up those glutes.
6. Avoid classes with drunk professors who give 23-hour oral exams. Not as sexy as you think.
7. During Human Centipede 101, avoid stage dives.
8. Don’t text in class. Probably not good to sext either since the prof will ask you to stand up so he can obliterate your phone. If you’re a girl, sext away. (tweet at @realcinch for my number)
9. Learn how to dance. It’ll impress the ladies and will prevent caning.
10. All else fails, just fake Tourette’s.
If you need more pointers, just watch this classic ‘Back to School’ episode of ‘The Man Show’ with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla. And, if you get kicked out, you can always intern for us! (Void everywhere)
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